Drop in a WhatsApp export. Your phone reads it — nothing uploaded — and out comes stuff like who replies in 19 seconds and which word one of you has typed 277 times.
See a full report first — free
Two real example reports, a one-to-one and a group. No file needed, just tap.
Scroll for what it finds — and where WhatsApp hides the export button.
First, the story
Your first message ever. What you talk about, counted. The inside joke, and the exact day it was born. Your chat personality, one of sixteen types. At least one slide will get screenshotted and sent around without context.
Every slide saves as a picture, sized to send straight back into the chat it came from. On supported phones, the whole story saves as one video. And for whoever replies “source?” — the full 16-chapter report sits underneath, with every number explained.
A real example, live from its report — tap to play it
Then, the full report
Sixteen chapters, built from every message you ever sent. These six numbers come from a real 27,000-message chat. Yours will be different.
5
topics you keep coming back to
Named and ranked, with message counts for each. What the chat is actually about.
19s
how fast one of you replies
The other one takes 29 seconds, and still claims to be "bad at texting".
5.6
months of silence
Plus the exact message that ended it. Someone had to go first.
277
times one word got said
One person's word. Nobody else in the chat has ever typed it.
663
double-texts
Sent before the other person replied. The record is 21 in a row.
144
plans you made
129 got an actual day of the week. 15 are still "soon". Soon is not a day.
Also in there: your firsts — the first message ever, the first voice note, the first photo — and the record to beat: your longest run of days without missing one. The whole report saves as a PDF.
Every number carries a small ? that shows how it was counted. A stat you can’t check is a horoscope.
The part that matters
There is no server that could read your chat. It gets read and counted right here in the tab, on your device. Close the tab, it’s gone. The written parts use AI only if you say yes — and you see the exact sample, names swapped out, before anything goes.
No upload
Read and counted on your device, start to finish.
No account
No email, no password. Pay once, get a code, done.
AI only if you say so
Off unless you say yes. You see exactly what would be sent, first.
Names redacted. Nothing uploaded. Nothing stored.
First, get your chat out
The export button is real, just buried. About four taps — here’s exactly where it is on your phone.
.txt or .zip — both work. The file goes from your phone to your own browser, and that’s as far as it ever travels.
Price
Pay after your chat is already read, with the report sitting right there. No subscription, nothing to cancel. The four-pack is for when someone sees yours and says “ok do ours”.
One report
€2.99
Four reports€2.50 each
€9.99
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